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Izzy Schwartz
(A joke from a series called "A Religious Experience")
By Hal Wickliffe
Copyright 2000 Hal Wickliffe
A joke about a man of the cloth.

A crook approached Izzy Schwartz on this lonely
street and said, "This is a stick-up! Hand over your
"What!" replied Izzy in total shock. "You'd steal from a man of the cloth?"
The crook was dumbfounded.
"A man of the cloth? If you're a man of the cloth, how come you're not wearing a black suit and a white collar?"
"What white collar?" answered Izzy.
"I'm a tailor."